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A visit to Swansea’s Penis Beach

There it is! A building shaped like a giant penis! This is the kind of wacky thing happening in Britain right now. But wait, Britain? How the heck did you get to Britain? Well, avoiding flippant answers such as I flapped my arms and flew or I ate too much curry and somebody lit a match, here you go... This summer I decided to visit my dad. I had not seen him in the three years since the death of my mother. Sorry - you probably expected a humorous tale. I’ll try. I’d been letting work get in the way. I’d either been working, looking for work or afraid of losing my job if I came to see him. Largely I’d been afraid of the same thing earlier after I’d visited my parents a few years before that. So this time I  decided I was going to go. Well, I got to Britain. On the way I left probably 7 hours before I needed to but with it being Independence Day, who know what others would have been up to that might have caused delays. Anyway - I drove through around 100 miles of thunder, lightni
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Chimney Rock

A long time ago, I thought I’d been to a National Park called Chimney Rock. Thus, I decided to take me, myself and I on an outing to Chimney Rock. It transpired in the end that it wasn’t Chimney Rock but Ceaser’s Head (which has probably featured in another entry here). Having said that, I went off to Chimney Rock. As my normal workday starts at 4AM with my alarm I figured I could leave at a more relaxed 6AM and be there in time to spend the better part of the day wandering around with my camera. Thus I started out at probably about 8:30AM, going on 9AM. Funny how that kind of thing happens... The drive up was pretty easy - aside from my GPS wanting to route me along some crazy route rather than taking the most obvious route via the interstate. After a swift kick up the GPS’s arse, it decided to give me the route I wanted. That took me to the smaller roads around Lake Lure. Now Lake Lure looked wonderful. In fact it looked like a picture postcard. It also looked EXPENSIVE. Needless

Givehans Ferry State Park

Jerry rang. Apparently there was a catastrophic hurricane on the way. “Let’s go and see Givhans Ferry State Park before it gets destroyed together with Charleston”. Having little better to do, I leapt into my recently converted schoolbus and started the drive to Givehans ferry for the weekend. I started out by visiting Day Star as I’d had an agreement that I could get my bus a full service while I waited. Anyway, I turned up and they had no time but by then my back wheel was smoking and it wasn’t smoking cigars! It transpired after a $260 bill than the brake was binding. That was something I’d already figured given the low top speed I was getting and the slow acceleration. After charging me $260 and spraying the caliper with a $3 can of PB Blaster I was on my way. I figured I’d gamble that the bus would be OK for the trip. So I went down to Givehans ferry through all the small towns in South Carolina. I have heard tows off the interstate are costly and as I was not 100% convinced t

Musgrove Mill State Park

Originally my plan had been to head to Chimney Rock State Park but looking at the weather maps for the day it seemed that the whole area would have complete cloud cover and rain with thunderstorms. My second choice was Table Rock but that had the same weather issue. An important part of the plan was to photograph autumn foliage though this year thus far has been fairly abysmal. It’s now November and though some leaves have turned yellow, others are still green with a few that are red. They say that “global warming” is behind this. I have my doubts about that link. So, on the morning I had planned to visit Chimney Rock, I set about looking on the State Parks map to see where I fancied going. Largely I was looking at photographs on the parks websites of anything that looked interesting to see. There are plenty parks to walk and to cycle but precious few with any outstanding natural features. Eventually I decided on Musgrove Mill as it was pretty close at about 80 miles away. Most of th

The mystery of the missing Table Rock waterfalls

It being a lovely warm day and the start of a week devoid of the hassles of work, I'd arranged with the curvaceously delicious Lucinda to explore Table Rock. Thus, early in the morning just before Crack of dawn, perhaps we should call it Crack of Sharon, Lucinda's motorbike roared into the yard. Stepping off the throbbing beast between her never ending legs, she headed to my car and thus started the adventure. The drive up was not uneventful. There were as many bad drivers on the interstate as on the regular roads including those passing me as though I was standing still and those that tailgates me as I did 70mph! As usual, not once did a police car appear and apprehend the dangerous drivers. One must assume that the police that are laughably alleged to be patrolling the interstate looking for dangerous drivers are too busy patrolling donut and coffee shops. Isn't it strange that nobody ever robs a Krispy Kreme or a Dunkin Donuts? The most immediately apparent featur